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Whenever You Feel Sad, Just Remember How Rich I Am

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Deerfield Combines Varsity Boys’ Football & Basketball Teams

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Guess What? I Just Found A Piece of Cheese In My Beard!

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Cuppy Coffee Admits To Steroid Use For Dunkin Donuts® Races

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Korea Just Needs To Like, Chill Brah. Nah, But Like, For Real.

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The Flipside’s Coverage of the District 113 Facilities Renovation

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Driver Hits Deer, Scores 100 Points

By Pierre Forte Steve “Happy” Wallenberg, man­ager of Happy’s Pizzeria, gained 100…

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By Jeremy Hoodaman Walking through the halls of Deerfield High School, it…

Point Counterpoint: Farts

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