DHS Announces Faculty Hunger Games

Earlier this morning, Deerfield High School Administration declared that, in order to…

SHIELD Testing Tips & Tricks

Spitting is a skill that we as humans develop very early in…

In Defense of WDT

WDT is under attack. They’ve been made villains by nearly all of…

GME & the Schizophrenic Ramblings of a Flipside Writer

Alright, I’m back and more insufferable than ever. For the unenlightened among…

Hey Squishie

On mid-afternoon, February 8, every DHS student received an ominous email from…

What I Do During Zoom

School can get boring sometimes. You can find yourself wanting a distraction. When classes are on Zoom, this is only made worse. In school, this role would normally be filled by secretly playing video games or whispering to your friends. Now that classes are on Zoom, you’ve got to think bigger. Luckily, I’ve got plenty of experience distracting myself from the many weeks I’ve had online classes.

World Health Report: Senioritis is in Season Extra Early this Year.

Disregarde Skul, the bacteria commonly known as Senioritis, has infected 17- and…

DHS Library EXPOSED: Thirsty for Instagram Followers

Everyone’s had that experience with the librarians.  Be it getting yelled at…

We’ll Be Better This Time

Deerfield, we’re sorry.  It will never happen again.  We know, we messed…

Confused Freshman Discovers Z-Hall

Lost and hopelessly confused, freshman Danny Booker found himself wandering around a…