LEAKED Harvard Admit’s Personal Essay (SUCCESSFUL!)

I remember the day the lightbulb burnt out. I remember it like…

DHS Robotics Whistleblower Warns about Sentient AI

This Monday a whistleblower under the alias Friedrich Svishenpotz told The Flipside…

Don’t Update Your Chromebook’s Web Certificate

Greetings, As we approach the new school year, please remember to charge…

I Took a Yoga Class With Winnetka Moms: Here’s How It Went

The date: June 7, 2022. I was fresh off of freshman year…

Advice to Freshmen, From a Senior

As a freshman, high school can seem intimidating and confusing. As a…

Chem Teacher and Junior Caught in Meth Bust

Lies, Corruption, Addiction. Recently, Deerfield High School has been plagued with a…

New RogerHub Calculator Predicts What Percentage of Your Soul You Must Sell

Typical DHS students now interface with this UI on RogerHub.com With only…

I Know How I’m Going to Spend My Summer, Do You?

Can you smell that? No, it’s not the freshman vaping in the…

The Return of “Ask Mr. Motzko”

Mr. Motzko,My little sister is an incoming freshman, and my mom wants…

With the Power of Imagination, I Got Better Grades

There I was, sitting on my bed on a warm April night,…

Budding Entrepreneurs of Honors Incubator Break the Fursuit Industry

As a result of the growing popularity of Mr. Navickas’ Honors Incubator…

Investigation of Student Council Yields SHOCKING Results

By this point, I’m pretty sure everyone north of Chicago knows that…