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Point Counterpoint: Farts

Nobody Knows I Just Farted By Ted Goldman Ok, chill, chill. Don’t move. Act like nothing happened. Cough one more time to make that first one seem real. Look at…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Dreams

Dear Mr. Motzko, I’ll spare you the details, but I’ve been having a really bad recurring nightmare involving the M&M guys and a shake weight. What do I do? Sincerely,…

DHS Power Knocked Out by Wind Storm… 7 Hours Too Late

Issue 109 Stuff

Flopside Headlines Answers a) Woman Robs Walmart While in Labor = REAL b) Man Fakes Seizure While Partner in Crime Steals 4 Boxes of Twinkies from Walmart = FAKE c)…