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Angry Birds Destroy Homes

By Jeremy Hoodaman DECATUR, MI — De­catur police responded to an emergency call Wednesday morning after large birds smashed into several houses on Wil­low Street. There were no reports of…

Guess What? I Just Found A Piece of Cheese In My Beard!

By Quinn Price And fine swiss cheese, no less! What a treat for the both of us! I’ll brush off the mold from right there… Oh, and look at all…

Obama Steps Down As President To Spend More Time Googling Himself

Teen With One Headphone In Ear Cares About Exactly Half of What You’re Saying