Straight A Student Given “Reduced Time” on ACT, SAT By Leonardo Valencia DEERFIELD, IL—Junior student Jon Plowneet, a straight A Deerfield… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
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07 Articles Year 3 Man With Fake ID Rejected Admittance to Kids Ride By Gertrude Voe The id that said Potsvan was a believable six… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
1849 Edition of History Magazine Still Current By Eugene Pletneck ANAPOLIS, MA—After scouring the lost pages of my favorite… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
Another Republican Convicted of Scandal By Debbie Olsen WASHINGTON, D.C.—Within the last 24 hours yet another White… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
07 Articles Year 3 Local Teen Unsure About Involvement In Anti-Support Group Support Group By Greg Illessen DEERFIELD—After the recent upsurge in support group attendance at… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
Local Man Receives Call From the Future By Bob Gray PODUK, IA—Rich Gleeman, your “Average Joe” Iowan, reports getting… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
Flipside Returns From Iraq War! WHAT WE MISSED WHILE WE WERE GONE DEERFIELD, IL-To our dedicated readers,… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
New DARE Study: Drugs Are Very, VERY Bad In a brand-new study conducted earlier this week by anti-drug program D.A.R.E.,… Matt KaufmanDecember 15, 20082 minute read
06 Articles Opinion Year 2 This Literary Analysis Has Gone Too Far! BY WILLIAM FESTERMANN, JUNIOR You have read my book. Its subject matter… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
06 Articles Opinion Year 2 Pessimist is Sure the Glass is Half Empty BY FRANCO WENHART I hate it when you people tell me the… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
06 Articles Opinion Year 2 Realist Verifies Existence of Water in the Glass BY JONATHON CORTAUX Just look at it. It seems rather evident to… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
