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Man With Fake ID Rejected Admittance to Kids Ride

By Gertrude Voe The id that said Potsvan was a believable six years old. DISNEY WORLD, FL—Just yesterday, 24 year old Sam Potsvan was denied admittance to the kids roller…

1849 Edition of History Magazine Still Current

By Eugene Pletneck ANAPOLIS, MA—After scouring the lost pages of my favorite magazine, the renowned History Magazine, I found that the unbelievable 1849 November edition is as current as ever!…

Another Republican Convicted of Scandal

By Debbie Olsen WASHINGTON, D.C.—Within the last 24 hours yet another White House Politico from the Right has been convicted of yet another serious felony. It is almost tedious writing…

Local Teen Unsure About Involvement In Anti-Support Group Support Group

By Greg Illessen DEERFIELD—After the recent upsurge in support group attendance at Deerfield High School, local sophomore Troy Illessen started feeling left out. “How stupid are support groups?” said the…

Local Man Receives Call From the Future

By Bob Gray PODUK, IA—Rich Gleeman, your “Average Joe” Iowan, reports getting calls from someone “in 2034.” Joe told reporters that the caller was using a futuristic device, and that…