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Cubs Fans Find Clarkson’s “Some People Wait A Lifetime For A Moment Like This” Cruelly Ironic

Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots, Kills Aflac Duck

Post-Prom Sponsors in School Senior Ditch Day

Deerfield Il- Due to the amazing turn out to post-prom, the administration has come up with another counter-culture success. Their ads consisting of an arrow pointing at an empty desk…

Seniors Disappear, A Few Oddly Remain

Deerfield Il- The oldest kids in school collectively decided not to show up, but this time it was even longer than Senior Get Called Out of All Your Classes Day.…

I Am Just Doing it For My Résumé

I am just doing it for my résumé, I need to get into college and this is the only way. I’ll take any class that inflates my GPA, Saving kids…

Where Did You Want To Go To College?

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A Few Final Announcements From Flipside Founder Barney Schmutz

Well, thank you all for being here for the announcements. Let’s get straight down to business. First off, Earthworks will be meeting after school next Tuesday on the moon for…

Top 10 Reasons You’re Attending the Wrong College

By Picov Andropov A Farewell Piece AP exams have finally come to an end and the reflection of the past four years has only just begun. We’ve had some good…

The Flipside: Year in Review

DEERFIELD, IL—So, you are finally starting to take your AP tests and you have realized that the seniors in your classes have been checked out for at least two months.…

Valet Company: “We Are Not Responsible for Lost, Stolen, or Damaged Cars”

GARNER, NORTH CAROLINA—In a recently updated version of their waiver contract, the Valet company outside of Tom’s Fancy Restaurant has made drastic changes to help out their insurance policy. Users…

Opinion: “Like Honestly, I’m Probably Going to Fall Asleep During Post-Prom”

By Jordan Stein All right guys, let’s be honest right now. This whole post-prom thing, I don’t really know what to say about it. I’ll probably go, ya know? A…

This Day in Flipside History

1340: Flipside narrowly escapes the Black Death 1492: Flipside helps Columbus get lost 1501: Flipside perfects the code of chivalry 1863: Flipside coins the first paper money 1922: Flipside creates…

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