Guy Thinks He’s So Rich, Probably Is

Valentine’s Day Massacre Shrugged Off as “Hallmark Massacre”

Searching For Bobby Fischer Not That Hard Any More

New DARE Study: Drugs Are Very, VERY Bad

In a brand-new study conducted earlier this week by anti-drug program D.A.R.E.,…

Apprentice Janitor at Zoo Remarkably Still Has Faith in Jesus

Dennis Colby, the man who won’t give up By Diego Goldfarb Salt…

Child Labor is A-OK

By Cool Ted What’s up America? Teddy here, with the usual scoop.…

New FOX Show “American Immigrant” to Cross Boundaries

By Curry Gagarin LOS ANGELES—With the success that American Idol has brought…

Man Who Also Has Name Chuck Norris Getting Inflated Ego

By Timpani Timmy AKRON, OH—A local plumber’s assistant and devout “lifter” who…

Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…

MOVIES: Why couldn’t “Munich” be more about the Olympics?

By Bosco Cheyenne No wonder the holiday-season movies underperformed! I walked into…

French Prime Minister Tells Rioters To “Please Stop”, Riots Cease Because Of Politeness

BY U. V. Ells Paris, France-After nearly two months of civil unrest…

You Can’t Censor Me, I’ll Censor Myself

BY W. PERRY CRENSHAW I’ve had enough, I’m getting fogging tired of…