Local Man Receives Call From the Future

By Bob Gray

PODUK, IA—Rich Gleeman, your “Average Joe” Iowan, reports getting calls from someone “in 2034.” Joe told reporters that the caller was using a futuristic device, and that the message was of so much importance that he must keep it a secret. He did mention, however, that he has made a few very important adjustments in his stock portfolio (wink, wink). He is currently at the local Podunk Asylum and is receiving guests.

December 15, 2008

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