Bart “Little Man” Olykowski

I’ll tell you what boys of Deerfield, if you are looking for a great looking sandwich with an even better looking waitress, The Cubby Bear is the place to be. I mean, that place just seems to be crawling with young, football-loving hotties. In fact, my waitress there the other night was so hot, I forgot to order. The only thing that would come out my mouth was saliva as I drooled over our stunning server. Men, I’ll tell you, there’s nothing better than a buffalo chicken sandwich brought out to you by a girl way too hot to be your girlfriend. Some may call it depressing, but I just call it football.

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