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Man Sets Clock Ahead 10 Minutes To Trick Himself Into Being Early

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Area Man Finally Forgives Steve Bartman

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Area Man Feels Much Better After Having a Nice Cry in the Bathtub

Man Finally Confesses to Letting the Dogs Out, Recieves 40-Life

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Man Arrested For Cruelty to Balloon Animals

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Man Who Also Has Name Chuck Norris Getting Inflated Ego

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Man Carries Around iPod Excessively; Turns into an iPod

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NASA Sends a Man to Walmart

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