Deerfield Disses Created to Neutralize Newfound Positivity at DHS

Last Monday afternoon, it was discovered that the feelings of DHS students…

The Flipside’s Coverage of the District 113 Facilities Renovation

UPDATE: District 113 Facilities Renovation Would Put Major Asbestos Manufacturer Out of…

Deerfield Residents Guilt-Tripped into Approving Library Referendum

By George Minkowski This past election, Deerfield residents were given the option to…

Seniors Scrambling to Apply to Schools with Prestigious Names: A DHS Tradition

By George Minkowski With early-decision deadlines for college applications approaching fast, DHS…

GBN Seniors Order Pizza for Grade

By Adrian Samovar Last Sunday, Max Porter and Logan Raymond, two seniors…

World Language Teachers’ Carts Hold Plenty of Secrets

By Herbie Karjoj DEERFIELD, IL – Every DHS student has knocked into…

District 113’s 3rd Annual Publicity Stunt Turning Out to be Best One Yet

By George Minkowski In 2008, District 113 received a lot of media…

Osama Bin Laden Found At Deerfield High School Turnabout

By Buford Stetson DEERFIELD, IL – Osama Bin Laden was found hiding…

Rap Group “Borrows” DHS for the Day

By Gunther Hausman This past Friday, the rap group Endiskize came to…

Deerfield Authorities Cracking Down on Fun

By Jeremy Hoodaman Authorities in Deerfield are fed up with the smiles…

Scandal of the Century: Two Girls Wear Same Sleazy Dress to Turnabout

By Stasi Starr DEERFIELD– As the old adage goes, no two snowflakes…