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District 113’s 3rd Annual Publicity Stunt Turning Out to be Best One Yet

By George Minkowski In 2008, District 113 received a lot of media attention for teaching the Pulitzer Prize-winning drama “Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes.” In 2009,…

Witness: Lebron James Announces Solo Basketball Career

By Jeremy Hoodaman In a surprise press conference held yesterday, Lebron James announced his intentions to compete in the NBA as a one-man team. The news came amidst rumors that…

K-9 Unit Takes Bite Out of Crime, Terrorist’s Leg

94% of DHS Teachers Report “I’ll Miss the Seniors! Wait. Are They Gone? Finally.”