Concert Pianist Just Wants to Live in Harmony

By Edmund von Floueshten All this razzmatazz and hubbub has gotten over…

Earthworks Cuts Down Trees For Flyers

By Harvey Harvest DEERFIELD, IL—There is discontent around the friendly confines of…

Freshman Gets Carried Away With Pirate Dress-Up Day

By Lisa Allian DEERFIELD, IL—Freshman Student Jimmy Lunderman has taken dress-up days…

Deerfield Residents Cannot Stand This Republican Media Circus

DEERFIELD, IL—The town of Deerfield is making a strong political statement. And…

Report: Mother Teresa Only Did Charity Work For Her College Application

Bart “Little Man” Olykowski The once thought great humanitarian and charity worker,…

Local Girl Moves Away; Not So Local Any More

By Bartrand Collieweather RIVERWOODS, IL—Stacey Windsor always enjoyed being your average local…

Turtle at Zoo Finds it Very Awkward

By Harley O’Shallism CHICAGO-At the renowned Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago, the…

Opinion: I’ll Take A Buffalo Chicken Sandwich With a Side of You

Bart “Little Man” Olykowski I’ll tell you what boys of Deerfield, if…

Infertile Couple Hopes to Adopt a Highway

By Flagstaff Roberts BOULDER JUNCTION, WI—In what is revolutionary and ground-breaking news…

Math Geek Turns 4!

By Gary Rogers LINCOLNWOOD, IL—Just yesterday, Jason Benson, mathematician and particle physicist…

Straight A Student Given “Reduced Time” on ACT, SAT

By Leonardo Valencia DEERFIELD, IL—Junior student Jon Plowneet, a straight A Deerfield…