Bart “Little Man” Olykowski

The once thought great humanitarian and charity worker, Mother Teresa, has been exposed. After a recent post-mortem study into her schooling, researchers found that her charity work as a child was only to get into college.

“Yes, we were going through past records at Oxford University, and a rejected applicant by the name of Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu (Mother Teresa’s real name) had countless lists of work with the poor, those with AIDS, leprosy, and other diseases,” says researcher Jo Vo. From this we can only deduce that this charity work was for the sole purpose of getting into college.”

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