Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day! BY R. CUVERNSTALE Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day! Fruitcake,… Ari SalingerDecember 1, 2008
The Life of a Triangle Player: The Story behind Igor Duvanovic For someone under as much pressure to succeed as Igor Duvanovic is,… Josh BerryDecember 1, 2008
MENSA announces “MENSA Charity Drive: Raising Awareness for How Smart We Are” After Recent Decline in Membership By Captain_Underscore MENSA, Tennessee-At a recent MENSA Board of Directors Meeting,… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
Bush Nominates Elephant to Supreme Court, Sparks Democratic Opposition BY JEFF VOLGENSPIEL WASHINGTON, D.C. – Just yesterday, President George W. Bush… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
French Prime Minister Tells Rioters To “Please Stop”, Riots Cease Because Of Politeness BY U. V. Ells Paris, France-After nearly two months of civil unrest… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 2008
Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day! BY R. CUVERNSTALE Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day! Fruitcake, latkes, and Kwanza… Ari SalingerDecember 1, 2008
The Life of a Triangle Player: The Story behind Igor Duvanovic For someone under as much pressure to succeed as Igor Duvanovic is,… Josh BerryDecember 1, 2008
MENSA announces “MENSA Charity Drive: Raising Awareness for How Smart We Are” After Recent Decline in Membership By Captain_Underscore MENSA, Tennessee-At a recent MENSA Board of Directors Meeting, spokesperson… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
Bush Nominates Elephant to Supreme Court, Sparks Democratic Opposition BY JEFF VOLGENSPIEL WASHINGTON, D.C. – Just yesterday, President George W. Bush… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
French Prime Minister Tells Rioters To “Please Stop”, Riots Cease Because Of Politeness BY U. V. Ells Paris, France-After nearly two months of civil unrest… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 2008
That Last Issue Was Just Horrid! PROFESSOR JAHN What was that garbage? The entire last issue was pompous… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
Admit it, That Last Issue of The Flipside was Awesome! After much deliberation, the members of the Flipside staff would like to… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 1, 2008
Prince Charming Found to Actually Be Rather Obnoxious BY KLAUS VAN KLISCKO A conspiracy this majestic has not hit the… Jeremy KoganDecember 1, 2008
Dr. Suess Proclaims Green Eggs and Ham Unhealthy BY HUGH OPENGARDENER SANTA FE—In a recent press statement, Dr. Cornelius Suess,… Jeremy KoganDecember 1, 2008
You Can’t Censor Me, I’ll Censor Myself BY W. PERRY CRENSHAW I’ve had enough, I’m getting fogging tired of… Matt KaufmanDecember 1, 2008
Black Eyed Peas Want to Know What You’re Going to do With All that Junk BY E. PETER WITZEN As part of a pop-culture jabberwocky, Fergie of… Jeremy KoganDecember 1, 2008
Hurry Potter: The New Ghetto Whiz BY ISAAC HANIQUIN HOGWARTS-The well known wizard-in-training, Harry Potter, has decided to… Jeremy KoganDecember 1, 2008
