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Thousands Miss Outdoor Show; Assumed it was Actually Outdoors

Good ideas do not come around very often. So brace yourself for a brilliant idea: the DHS Outdoor Show. Considering the recent success of outdoor related retail stores in Deerfield,…

Success of New Hampshire Primary Leads to Scheduling of Secondary and Tertiary

Melvin Schwarzengoggle After the media coverage of New Hampshire’s primary, state officials began pondering an interesting question: Why stop at just one? “New Hampshire’s pretty boring,” said Irene Jarvis, a…

Student Dresses as Himself for Halloween, Violates School Code

Melvin Schwarzengoggle All of X-Hall was captivated yesterday on Halloween as DHS Sophomore Ziggy Jenkins was confronted by deans and security guards after 2nd period due to his inappropriate costume.…

Local Man Almost Runs Marathon

BY WARREN G. ISTHCHAMP It was a beautiful sunny day that evening as Boris Johnson sat on his couch watching “The Price is Right” reruns. “Yeah, I almost ran that…

McDonald’s Scandal Uncovered

False McAdvertising Leads to McControversy McDonald’s, an All-American company with an All-American feel to it, has always seemed to be loved for its food while it’s been hated for its…

The Life of a Triangle Player: The Story behind Igor Duvanovic

For someone under as much pressure to succeed as Igor Duvanovic is, he’s a very calm person. Living with his mom in Luxembourg, Duvanovic, 24, shows a laid-back personality that…