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You Really Must Wish You Were My Dog

BY VLAD VILSENT If there is one person whom I envy, any one person, it would have to be a great person. I’m pretty full of myself and therefore I…

Dr. Seuss Tells it Like it Is

Dr. Seuss has been acclaimed for many of his children’s works. The reason for his genius is his ability to bring into his short stories real world problems that the…

Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day!

BY R. CUVERNSTALE Happy Non-Denominational Cataclysmic Togetherness Day! Fruitcake, latkes, and Kwanza fruit are all abound. Today, December 17, is the day we celebrate nothing. It is truly the most…

I Really Don’t Know Which Super Power I Want

by Austin Graypad Recently, I have been asked about super heroes, or more specifically, super powers. What super power is the greatest super power of all? Well, as an M.D.…