Group of Mailmen Launch Counterattack Against Area Dogs By Elijah Brisk A few weeks ago, in a dark, dark basement,… Jake LazarusFebruary 1, 2010727 views2 minute read
As the Autumn Season Bids Adieu, We Glimpse Ahead to the Things We Most Look Forward To This Winter By Elijah Brisk It is now mid-December. The leaves have all fallen,… Jake LazarusDecember 13, 2009731 views2 minute read
Freshman Having Second Thoughts About Latest Unit in Gym Class By Elijah Brisk It’s that time of year again. The time of… Jake LazarusNovember 21, 2009709 views2 minute read
Athlete Disappears, Last Seen on Adams Feild By Elijah Brisk Nathan Hurwitz, a freshman on the Deerfield High School… Jake LazarusNovember 3, 2009715 views1 minute read
School Freezes Due to Gum in Heaters Hell has finally frozen over. Well, I guess that’s only if you… Jake LazarusOctober 24, 2009783 views2 minute read
A Plea to Mr. Gore Al Gore: Whoever is watching us from above must really have it… Jake LazarusOctober 23, 2009702 views1 minute read
Breaking News: Color No More! By Elijah Brisk Students were up in arms today, as The Flipside… Jake LazarusSeptember 20, 2009772 views1 minute read
School Having Trouble Figuring Out Next Inconvenience By Elijah Brisk It feels like it’s been too long. Resurfacing Waukegan… Jake LazarusSeptember 19, 2009667 views2 minute read
Southpaw Sues School Over Right-Handed Desks By: Harvey Boone It was inevitable; at 5:13 pm on Tuesday, December… Jake LazarusDecember 15, 2008694 views1 minute read
DHS Sophomore Dates 11-Month-Old Beauty By Orlando DeFrie “I met her at a baby shower, and I… Jake LazarusDecember 15, 2008664 views1 minute read
