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Group of Mailmen Launch Counterattack Against Area Dogs

By Elijah Brisk A few weeks ago, in a dark, dark basement, over five middle-aged men huddled together, and spoke in quiet whispers. They could not risk being heard by…

As the Autumn Season Bids Adieu, We Glimpse Ahead to the Things We Most Look Forward To This Winter

By Elijah Brisk It is now mid-December. The leaves have all fallen, the temperature has dropped (drastically!), and the first snow has fallen. People are wearing two fleeces, and there…

Freshman Having Second Thoughts About Latest Unit in Gym Class

By Elijah Brisk It’s that time of year again. The time of year when the school’s runny nostrils are graced daily with the sweet scent of chlorine, algaecides, and a…

Athlete Disappears, Last Seen on Adams Feild

By Elijah Brisk Nathan Hurwitz, a freshman on the Deerfield High School Football team, went missing late Saturday morning. He was last seen by his teammates running sprints while humming…

School Freezes Due to Gum in Heaters

Hell has finally frozen over. Well, I guess that’s only if you call school hell. Students came to school Monday into a frenzy, as they walked through the doors to…

A Plea to Mr. Gore

Al Gore: Whoever is watching us from above must really have it in for you. You probably picked the most rediculously stupid name for your little environmental situation. Global Warming?…

Breaking News: Color No More!

By Elijah Brisk Students were up in arms today, as The Flipside was released in solely black and white copies. “How could something so terrible happen?” the masses wondered. As…

School Having Trouble Figuring Out Next Inconvenience

By Elijah Brisk It feels like it’s been too long. Resurfacing Waukegan Road’s sidewalks and the sudden mutilation and gradual repair of the school’s entrance seems like ancient history, but…

Southpaw Sues School Over Right-Handed Desks

By: Harvey Boone It was inevitable; at 5:13 pm on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, Lawrence J. Haywater, a fifth-year senior, officially filed a class action lawsuit against Deerfield High School.…

DHS Sophomore Dates 11-Month-Old Beauty

By Orlando DeFrie “I met her at a baby shower, and I guess we just hit it off from there!” These were the words of Harry McNeil, a sophomore at…