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Bald Man Receives Hair Transplants, Life Goes Haywire
by Rodney Eggsburg SAN ANTONIO- Times were tough. The economy was in shambles. The country was at war at all possible borders. And one bald man, Hans Bundleberry had had…
Dunkin’ Donuts Changes Name to Be Politically Correct
by Anfernee Van Tarkus MASSACHUSETTS-Leading donut and coffee provider Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that it is changing its name to ‘Donuts That You May Dunk If You Want To’ following…
Professor Snape to Teach AP Chemistry At DHS
By Flagstaff Roberts HOGWARTS- After our beloved Professor Snape left Hogwarts in the 6th Harry Potter book he was unemployed. Poor Snape. That was why, being the accepting folk that…
Tennessee Congressman Zach Wamp Gets a Hangnail
Tennessee Congressman Zach Wamp Gets a Hangnail…
New English Speakers Celebrate El Fifth De May
New English Speakers Celebrate El Fifth De May…
Cootie Catcher Keeps Giving Same 8 Answers
Cootie Catcher Keeps Giving Same 8 Answers…
President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis
President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis…
With Growing Obesity, One Size Doesn’t Fit All Anymore
With Growing Obesity, One Size Doesn’t Fit All Anymore…
Sophomore Student Makes Sure You Know He’s In Honors Chemistry
Sophomore Student Makes Sure You Know He’s In Honors Chemistry…
Yahoo! Invests Several Billion Into Furthering Of Exclamation Point
Yahoo! Invests Several Billion Into Furthering Of Exclamation Point…
Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets
Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets…
Inmate Well Known For His Hilarious License Plates
Inmate Well Known For His Hilarious License Plates…