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Delusional Tic Tac Toe “Star” Demands Personalized Shoe Brand

By Ollie Boh Radley DENVER—The recently created Chicago professional Tic Tac Toe team, called “9 Box Chaos” is off to Denver, and their star player Ken “Knobby Fingers” Grank, is…

Water Found on Saturn Leads to Restaurant Constructions by 2009

By Troy Newmanns SATURN—Recent discoveries through NASA’s many telescopes have led to the discovery of water on one of Saturn’s moons, Enceladus. The water has rushed through the moon’s surface,…