Area Teen Loves Lady GaGa For Some Reason

By Walter McDonald Despite the fact that Lady Gaga is an­noying and…

Teen With One Headphone In Ear Cares About Exactly Half of What You’re Saying

Local Teen Forced to Explain the Various Bases to Parents

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD– After becoming fed up with not understanding the…

Jesus, Car Keys Found at Church Retreat

All-Nighter Spent on Facebook

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— In a last ditch attempt to catch up…

Teen Discovers Teacher’s Sexting Policy Not Much More Forgiving than Texting One

Area Student Oddly Returns Tan without Traveling Over Break

Guest Letter: Asking Male Friends for Their Phone Numbers

“Ummm… hey dude, could I get your digits?” “My ‘digits’? Dude, what…

Local Teen Spends $130 on Tennis Shoes that Looks Like They Should Cost $10.99

Junior Makes Bad Choices Over Weekend

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— Upon leaving classes before the weekend, three words…

Selfless Teen Devotes Summer to Community Service, Padding Résumé

By George Minkowski TURRIALBA, COSTA RICA— While many of us spent our…