DHS Takes Severe Measures To Stop Growing Rat Population

Struggling against the problem of a growing rat population, Deerfield High School…

GBN Seniors Order Pizza for Grade

By Adrian Samovar Last Sunday, Max Porter and Logan Raymond, two seniors…

World Language Teachers’ Carts Hold Plenty of Secrets

By Herbie Karjoj DEERFIELD, IL – Every DHS student has knocked into…

Prairie State Exam Reveals Majority of DHS Juniors Unprepared to Run Farm

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL— The Prairie State Achievement Test was designed…

Administration Changes ‘Lunch’ To ‘Dining Education’

By Herman Dougal In their weekly Twitter address, the Deerfield High School…

Rap Group “Borrows” DHS for the Day

By Gunther Hausman This past Friday, the rap group Endiskize came to…

New Best Pickup Line for DHS Students: Whipping Out The CPR Certification Card

Struggling Senior Knows Deep Down That These Upcoming Final Exams Will Not Be His Last At Deerfield High School

School Freezes Due to Gum in Heaters

Hell has finally frozen over. Well, I guess that’s only if you…