Opinion: Found Nothing?! How About This Empty Gatorade Bottle?

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Opinion: It’s No Surprise That Studies Show Inverse Relationship Between Fan Pages, Friends

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A Plea to Mr. Gore

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Who am I Going to ask to Prom

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Did I Miss Anything in Class Yesterday?

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You may recognize me as Alabama State’s galloping star forward. Though we…

“Cardinals Make Historic Comeback To Win the Super Bowl… Just Kidding” By James Harrison

Yo man, just give me a minute; I’m still catching my breath…

Christmas: A Grandfather’s Perspective

Would you look at this weather? Son, in my day we schlepped…

Christmas: A Grandmother’s Perspective

Don’t you just love the weather? I’ve always enjoyed sitting with a…

Kids These Days

By a Grumpy Old Man Kids these days. Those little rats are…

Don’t You Forget About Me

By: George Bush Won’t you come see about me? I only have…

I Need a Job

By Almost All Political Analysts After weeks, if not years, of covering…