chief You may recognize me as Alabama State’s galloping star forward. Though we lost in the play in game, and my upset special Morehead State (founded by DHS alumna Aaron) lost to Louisville by twenty billion, it was soooo obvious Cleveland St. If you didn’t see that coming, then you should just go kick a horse. Or a man named Sims.

Hail to the chief. Not every school can sting like the ASU Hornets, but the S. F. Austin Lumberjacks really know how to chop wood. Too bad they don’t know how to play basketball. No matter, my champion pick remains the same: watch for George Mason to sneak into the tournament and win it all.

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