21 Articles Year 3 Cold War Reenactment Goes Nowhere By Picov Andropov FAIRFAX, VA – Tensions were high yesterday as members… Nick ZessisDecember 15, 20082 minute read
Ask Mr. Motzko: Deerfield Idol ASK MR. MOTZKO Dear Mr. Motzko, I just went to Deerfield Idol… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
20 Articles Year 3 School Sponsors Over privileged Children to Go to the Mall HIGHLAND PARK, IL–In a new revolutionary initiative, District 113 is starting a… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
20 Articles Year 3 School Chest Raises $0.00 on Snow Day By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – The tremendous six inches of snowfall… Nick ZessisDecember 15, 20082 minute read
Ask Mr. Motzko: Circus ASK MR. MOTZKO Dear Mr. Motzko, My sister just got tickets to… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
20 Articles Year 3 DHS Sophomore Dates 11-Month-Old Beauty By Orlando DeFrie “I met her at a baby shower, and I… Jake LazarusDecember 15, 20081 minute read
19 Articles Year 3 Choraliers Wear Yarmulkes During Hanukkah Songs to Promote Religious Equality By Flagstaff Roberts DEERFIELD, IL—After the Fall Fine Arts Assembly and the… Sam WorthDecember 15, 20082 minute read
19 Articles Year 3 Deerfield Basketball Team Wins First Game in Inter-Squad Scrimmage By Sammy Bolck EXHIBITION GYM, DHS—The boy’s basketball team scored a surprising… Sam BlockDecember 15, 20081 minute read
Ask Mr. Motzko: Vacation ASK MR. MOTZKO Dear Mr. Motzko- It is almost time for winter… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20082 minute read
19 Articles Year 3 Help! I’m Being Held Against My Will To Make Jokes! By The Flipside Elf Help me! I am trapped here, inside this… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
18 Articles Year 3 Acquisition of Three Hole Punch Triples Intern’s Productivity By Picov Andropov WHEELING, IL – Bernardo Johnson, intern of Midland Paper,… Nick ZessisDecember 15, 20082 minute read
18 Articles Year 3 Baltimore Ravens Choose Wrong Game to Wear Throwback Jerseys By Izzie Olonono CLEVELAND, OH – In what turned into be a… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
