BY FRANCO WENHART I hate it when you people tell me the glass is half full. As if you would know! You don’t even have the foggiest idea. Who do…
BY JONATHON CORTAUX Just look at it. It seems rather evident to me. There is water in that glass. I’m going to tell it straight to you. I’m not going…
By Cool Ted What’s up America? Teddy here, with the usual scoop. Alright, so we all know that the economy bites the big one. But how can our nation solve…
By Shi “The Rock” Shi San Diego Zoo—I can’t do it. I’m sorry America. I’m sorry China, and I’m sorry to all of the patrons at the San Diego Zoo.…
BY VLAD VILSENT If there is one person whom I envy, any one person, it would have to be a great person. I’m pretty full of myself and therefore I…
By Bosco Cheyenne No wonder the holiday-season movies underperformed! I walked into the new Steven Spielberg film “Munich” expecting a “Miracle”-like feel good romp about Olympic athletes overcoming the adversity…
PROFESSOR JAHN What was that garbage? The entire last issue was pompous and rude. I expect a cleaner brand of comedy. Pst. When I picked up the first issue of…
By Melbo Azurky DEERFIELD- All right everyone, I’ve been going to school for all this time and I have a big question for all of you. What’s up with all…