Area Man Helplessly Confused Over Beday

Area Man Way Too Excited to Enter Rental Car

Local Man Receives Call From the Future

By Bob Gray PODUK, IA—Rich Gleeman, your “Average Joe” Iowan, reports getting…

Local Man Almost Runs Marathon

BY WARREN G. ISTHCHAMP It was a beautiful sunny day that evening…

Man Who Also Has Name Chuck Norris Getting Inflated Ego

By Timpani Timmy AKRON, OH—A local plumber’s assistant and devout “lifter” who…

Local Phobiaphobic in Constant State of Fear

By Camper Tiffley DEERFIELD, IL-Just last Tuesday, a local Deerfield man was…

Area Man Sells Neifi Perez Card to Pay for Gas

Area Man Sells Neifi Perez Card to Pay for Gas

Local Kid Thinks He Can Just Make His Own Oil