The Flipside’s Coverage of the District 113 Facilities Renovation

UPDATE: District 113 Facilities Renovation Would Put Major Asbestos Manufacturer Out of…

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (As told by mall security)

By Saul Brown, Mall Cop I’ve known Alexander Grinch for about 8…

Miserable Couple Determined To Make It Through Prom

By Buford Stetson Despite its reputation as a care­free year, seniors have…

Driver Hits Deer, Scores 100 Points

By Pierre Forte Steve “Happy” Wallenberg, man­ager of Happy’s Pizzeria, gained 100…

Deer Park Kids Remind Us That the Children Inside of Us Died Long Ago

By Jeremy Hoodaman Walking through the halls of Deerfield High School, it…