By: Barack Obama
Umm, this is awkward. I don’t really know what to do. Should I keep speaking? I’ve only been in politics for four years, for Pete’s sake. I have no idea what to do for these next four years. Let me take a dramatic pause like I do when I make speeches. O.K. Now what? Maybe Joe will know. I think I’ll make a B, A, M, and A office to go with the oval one. Then people can see me from the sky. I love attention almost as much as I love arugula.