Republican Leaders: “Is Obama Really Even a Man?”

By George Minkowski WASHINGTON—After President Obama released his birth certificate, members of…

Tea Party Advises Youths to “Form Your Own Tea Parties,” 2-7 Year Old Girl Demographic Soars

Republicans Call Health Care Bill’s Font “Unconstitutional”

By George Minkowski When Obama’s historic health care reform bill (HR 3590)…

Congress Passes Landmark Anti-Obama Legislation

By George Minkowski WASHINGTON, DC— An applause erupted on Capitol Hill this…

United States Delays Indefinitely 2010

By Francis Nash President Barack Obama stunned the world last week after…

Bo Obama Eats Own Vomit, Is Adorable

Cubs Fill City With False Hope Yet Again

Carlos Zambrano approached the podium today, cool, calm, and collected. He told…

Students Take Sudden, Class Time Wasting Interest in Politics

After the sweet, sweet taste of missing around a half of hour…

What Now?

By: Barack Obama Umm, this is awkward. I don’t really know what…