mccainBy: John McCain

This election took forever. I am really tired. It doesn’t help that I am so boring to listen to. I think I put myself to sleep. Now what am I going to do with that bus? Aha! I’ll sell it for a comfortable bed and more sleeping medicine so I’ll stop having nightmares of that scary Cindy woman. Hopefully, my bed will be stronger than the fundamentals of the U.S. economy and more expensive than my V.P.’s clothes. That will be one hell of a bed.

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