Newly Elected School Board Candidate A Little Too Excited to Be Elected to School Board

Deerfield Residents Guilt-Tripped into Approving Library Referendum

By George Minkowski This past election, Deerfield residents were given the option to…

Students Take Sudden, Class Time Wasting Interest in Politics

After the sweet, sweet taste of missing around a half of hour…

SNL Goes Back to Being Irrelevant as Palin and That Guy She Was With Lose

I Need a Job

By Almost All Political Analysts After weeks, if not years, of covering…

I Need a Nap

By: John McCain This election took forever. I am really tired. It…

What Now?

By: Barack Obama Umm, this is awkward. I don’t really know what…

Joe Biden Tired of Being Picked On, Overshadowed By a Girl

Earthworks Builds Countless Houses Out of Now Unused Candidate Signs

DHS Mock Election Tight, Possibly Corrupt; Mayor Daley Doesn’t See a Problem

Historic voter turnout and wasting more class time because of longer poll…

Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder Fix Nation’s Infrastructure Problems