Black Market Discovered For Profile Picture Likes

Last Tuesday, it was discovered that there is an underground group of…

Kick-Off Pre-Gaming Accidentally Scheduled After Kick-Off Dance

Traditionally, Jackson High School hosts an informal school dance home to dougie-ing,…

Guest Apology Letter

Dear Allison Jane, I am writing to you with a bizarre apology.…

All-Nighter Spent on Facebook

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— In a last ditch attempt to catch up…

Opinion: It’s No Surprise That Studies Show Inverse Relationship Between Fan Pages, Friends

By Buford Stetson CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – A press release regarding the relationship…

Facebook Loser Invites Friends to “I Still Have My Old Phone But I Don’t Have Your Number” Group

Facebook Server Down For an Hour, Yet World Continues to Exist

Area Teen Doesn’t Have a Single Photo Where She’s Not Posing with a Peace Sign

GLENCOE, IL— Rebecca Myers, a sophomore at New Trier High School, was…

Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets

RED SCARE!
Deans’ Relentless Browsing of Facebook Uncovers Murder, Affair, and Student’s Terrible Taste In Music

By Flagstaff Roberts DEERFIELD, IL–In what has been a real tizzy for…

Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets

Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets