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Kid Finally Right About There Being A Snow Day

Guy Misses Free Period Due To Daylight Savings Time

Area High School Found Using Snapchat for Finals Studying

With finals looming in the foreseeable future, Deschanel High School students have been hard at work preparing tech-savvy ways to learn integrals and balance equations. Dirk Berger, a junior, has…

The Flipside Unveils Reasons Behind Jung-Un/Rodman Meeting

Last week, there was an extremely controversial meeting that took place between North Korean’s supreme leader Kim Jung-Un and former Chicago Bulls star rebounder Dennis Rodman. In light of Rodman’s…

The Flipside Breaks Down the Harlem Shake

1. The Environment: The Harlem Shake must either take place in a room so small that you can’t hide your farts or a large office where more time is spent…

English Class Spends Entire Week Talking About What They Did Over Break

Last Sunday, many students began to dread the idea of having to go back to school after winter break. Taking notes about the present perfect tense and learning about the…

Art Institute Fighting Over Instagrammed Selfie

Recent reports from trusted news sources Ray William Johnson and Anderson Cooper state that the Art Institute in Chicago is adding a new photo to their Van Gogh collection. This…

Pancake Cardigans to Overtake Waffle Shirts

As summer comes to a close, new styles come into effect to deal with the cold weather—or maybe it just has something to do with Labor Day. Either way, the…

Kick-Off Pre-Gaming Accidentally Scheduled After Kick-Off Dance

Traditionally, Jackson High School hosts an informal school dance home to dougie-ing, crump-ing, and stanky leg-ing. However, last week’s kick-off dance had an abysmally low attendance because of a snafu…

DHS Student To Drop AP Psychology, Pick Up “Blow-Off” AP U.S History Instead

Arnold Schwarzenberger had been an underachiever all his life and sophomore year was no different. Schwarzenberger had already opted to take Honors Pre-Calculus and Honors Chemistry instead of Honors Chinese…

Students Outraged Over School-Approved Senior Shirt

In one of the biggest scandals since last year’s senior shirt, the student body is in an uproar over the inappropriate senior shirt. Most of the teenage boys took great…

Student Receives 37 on Prairie State ACT, Dream School Doesn’t Accept Score

High school junior Will S. Cohr received the world’s first 37 on the ACT after a stroke of luck and a full hour of sucking up to the proctor. However,…