AUDITORIUM—In a gripping half-hour presentation, Deputy Sheriff Pat McMullan successfully convinced area teenagers to “say no” to homecoming.

After the presentation, Flipside reporters interviewed the surprisingly changed individuals of the high school. One senior told us, “You know at first, I was definitely planning on going to the homecoming dance, but after hearing about the consequences of having an open corsage in my car, I’m not going.” Other students were disappointed that they would be charged for wearing any Chicago Cubs gear to the dance.

This speech did not only affect seniors, but sophomores were also influenced. “This presentation made me rethink my values about this upcoming weekend as much as Kristen Stewart’s acting in Twilight made me Team Edward,” sophomore girl Rosy Pinkerton described.

No matter how intimidating the Sheriff may have been during his presentation, he told the Flipside that he would “love to see my high school friends in three months for Turnabout”.

+ posts
You May Also Like

The Flipside’s Coverage of the District 113 Facilities Renovation

UPDATE: District 113 Facilities Renovation Would Put Major Asbestos Manufacturer Out of…

Kids With Clipboards and Lab Coats Reveal Groundbreaking Discovery about Preventing Swine Flu, Cooties

By George Minkowski Tuesday morning during homeroom, a totally legitimate research facility…

Deerfield Residents Guilt-Tripped into Approving Library Referendum

By George Minkowski This past election, Deerfield residents were given the option to…

Fan Hurts Kellen Winslow’s Feelings; Winslow Out For Season

By Dudley Tenfold Former University of Miami Hurricane star tight end Kellen…