President Bush Supports the Souljas in Iraq

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Citing Lack of Presidential Achievement, Bush Unifies the Dakotas

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Bush: “Wouldn’t It Be Ironic If We Were All Made of Iron”

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Bush Nominates Elephant to Supreme Court, Sparks Democratic Opposition

BY JEFF VOLGENSPIEL WASHINGTON, D.C. – Just yesterday, President George W. Bush…

President Bush Appoints WERCS Tutors To Edit Declaration of Independence

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