Area Senior Does His Homework During the Passing Period

Senior Bill Roseman was the talk of the town this past Monday…

DHS Student To Drop AP Psychology, Pick Up “Blow-Off” AP U.S History Instead

Arnold Schwarzenberger had been an underachiever all his life and sophomore year…

APA and MLA Gods Agree For the First Time

Scientists and historians alike attended the first ever Bibliographiation conference in the…

Hot Girl Likes Books

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— As the old adage goes, never judge a…

Ivy League Friends With Benefits to Help With Homework

Homework Can Wait; Youtube Videos Cannot

Math Teacher Assigns All Even Problems: What the Hell is His Problem?!

2-24, all even. I thought slave labor ended years ago. This is…

To Homework or Not To Homework

Umm, what do I do now? After working my tucas off for…

Senior Discovers Better Things to do Than Homework

Oh My G-d I Don’t Feel Like Doing My Math Homework

Problems 11-26. Odds and even! Is my teacher out of his frickin…

Midnight Homework Clarification Calls Angers Classmate

DEERFIELD, IL— At 11:54 PM last Sunday night, DHS Junior Ben Wright…

Rebellious Senior Girl Doesn’t Do Homework Some of the Time

By Lenny Detroit DEERFIELD, IL—Self-proclaimed “rebel senior” Minnie Portman just announced today…