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Dear person who stole my calculator,

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Students Take Sudden, Class Time Wasting Interest in Politics

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Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…