116 Headlines Area Man Reads Over Long Word Because “It’s Probably Not Important” George MinkowskiFebruary 27, 20110 minute read
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Area Man Finally Forgives Steve Bartman By Jeremy Hoodaman Jeff Traison, 57, Deerfield resident and die-hard Cubs fan,… Andy DevriesJanuary 16, 20102 minute read
Area Teacher a Real Stickler for Significant Figures By Lars Henry As of last Wednesday, area physics teacher Trent Keynes… Zach KeeshinJanuary 16, 20101 minute read
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