Administration Changes ‘Lunch’ To ‘Dining Education’

By Herman Dougal In their weekly Twitter address, the Deerfield High School…

Local Man Dies from Senior-Citizen-Itis

By Buford Stetson HIGHLAND PARK, IL – A lot of things changed…

Cost Effective Auto-Pilot Announced As Next World Languages Department Chair

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL – The 2009-2010 school year will be…

Rap Group “Borrows” DHS for the Day

By Gunther Hausman This past Friday, the rap group Endiskize came to…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Senioritis

Dear Mr. Motzko, OMG SO BORED! After spring break, anywhere sounds better…

Flipside Writer Wastes 20 Minutes Trying to Come Up With Good Taft Joke

Deerfield Authorities Cracking Down on Fun

By Jeremy Hoodaman Authorities in Deerfield are fed up with the smiles…

Michael Moore Will Not Rest Until Every American Has Access to Health Care, All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs

Republicans Call Health Care Bill’s Font “Unconstitutional”

By George Minkowski When Obama’s historic health care reform bill (HR 3590)…