Outbreak of Senioritis Worries Doctors, Teachers at DHS

A recent epidemic has caused panic among medical professionals at DHS. An…

Student Fears He Might Be Republican, Rejected By Family and Friends

It’s that magical time again, the presidential primaries! For most students this…

Ministry Tries to Fill Positions, Looks to Potter

By Elodin LONDON, ENGLAND–With the war against You-Know-Who finally over and life…

Justin Bieber Announces Plan to Go Metal

LOS ANGELES, CA–Teen hair icon and “singing” sensation Justin Bieber announced in…

School Just Wants to Talk About Its Issues

DEERFIELD, IL–Everyone knows the school’s been going through some rough times. The…