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Ask Mr. Motzko: Politically Correct

Dear Mr. Motzko,  We run an underground, bimonthly satirical newspaper at a well-known suburban North Shore high school. We worked hard all year not to step on anybody’s toes, but…

The ARC: Who Is It Really For?

Next year, the Math Lab and WERCS will be combined into one multi-functional academic center, which many have known to be called the ARC. While the Math Lab and WERCS…

Middle Schooler Has Bar Mitzvah, Jewish Themed

Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Provide Fun, Safe Nights with Candy-Filled Pinatas

Student Ironically Forgets Everything About Memory on the AP Psych Test

Outbreak of Senioritis Worries Doctors, Teachers at DHS

A recent epidemic has caused panic among medical professionals at DHS. An unprecedented number of cases of Senioritis, a dangerous disease which can be deadly to the GPA, have been…

Student Receives 37 on Prairie State ACT, Dream School Doesn’t Accept Score

High school junior Will S. Cohr received the world’s first 37 on the ACT after a stroke of luck and a full hour of sucking up to the proctor. However,…

Senior Misunderstands the Meaning of Senior Ditch Day

Incoming Freshman Picks Clubs Based On Which Activities Night Tables Had the Best Candy

Teacher Superlatives Released; English Teacher Voted “Most Likely to Own Cats”

Bubba Watson Wins Masters, Becomes First Man Named Bubba to Win Any Athletic Event

The Superhero Fighting Against Paparazzi: “Really Photogenic Man”

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