zombieBy Almost All Political Analysts

After weeks, if not years, of covering every inch of the election, many political analysts find themselves looking for new jobs in today’s tough economy. It turns out that manipulating a complex electoral map system is not a job skill in high supply. Now, these jobless analysts will roam the country like zombies, talking about anything they can to anyone that will listen.

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