Well, thank you all for being here for the announcements.
Let’s get straight down to business. First off, Earthworks will be meeting after school next Tuesday on the moon for clean up duty. Extreme Cuisine will be having a “Foreign Delicacy” themed taste testing for next Thursday featuring ants and guinea pig intestines. Yum! All members of Drill Team please get your rations and helmets and get ready for battle on Friday night versus GBN. Go Warriors!
Attention Seniors! Don’t forget that you are graduating on May 27 at around 5:00 pm. This is one time where you don’t want to be fashionably late.
Tomorrow will be a special schedule available on the district website. We will not have any of the prime number periods. One, two, three, and five–that means you! All questions on the matter should be directed to your student council representative.
All hallways will be closed for the rest of the year. If you want to get through, you will need a doctor’s note and a phone call from your parents. If you want to cross through X-Hall or Q-Hall during lunch periods, you will need a passport or or other type of valid identification as well.
Attention all Freshman! It is now bedtime–please report to the nap rooms located in M-Hall.
Everyone else! Make sure you read the Flipside. This is the last hurrah for this year, or the farewell issue, or yada yada.
It’s been a good time. Oh, I’m getting off track. Any complaints about being offended should be taken up with the Flipside complaint department in H-117 or with the attendance office.
Catch you on the Flipside.