Seniors Scrambling to Apply to Schools with Prestigious Names: A DHS Tradition

By George Minkowski With early-decision deadlines for college applications approaching fast, DHS…

Seniors Swear This Was the Best Pep Rally Ever

By all senior accounts, this pep rally was sick. Unlike any pep…

Seniors Disappear, A Few Oddly Remain

Deerfield Il- The oldest kids in school collectively decided not to show…

A Few Final Announcements From Flipside Founder Barney Schmutz

Well, thank you all for being here for the announcements. Let’s get…

New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things

DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords…

Entire Senior Class Held Back

By Angel Gilmore DEERFIELD, IL—In an executive decision made by Dr. Roberto…