Issue 110 Stuff

DHS Students Always Called Out of School By Gunter Hausmann If you…

Deerfield Residents Guilt-Tripped into Approving Library Referendum

By George Minkowski This past election, Deerfield residents were given the option to…

Guest Apology Letter

Dear Allison Jane, I am writing to you with a bizarre apology.…

Point Counterpoint: Farts

Nobody Knows I Just Farted By Ted Goldman Ok, chill, chill. Don’t…

Issue 109 Stuff

Flopside Headlines Answers a) Woman Robs Walmart While in Labor = REAL…

Seniors Scrambling to Apply to Schools with Prestigious Names: A DHS Tradition

By George Minkowski With early-decision deadlines for college applications approaching fast, DHS…

Obituary: My Car

By Travis Delmar Sometime between 4PM on October 12, 2010 and 10AM…