Cuppy Coffee Admits To Steroid Use For Dunkin Donuts® Races

By Jefferey Hoodaman CHICAGO, IL — Track star Cuppy Coffee has acknowledged…

Prairie State Exam Reveals Majority of DHS Juniors Unprepared to Run Farm

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL— The Prairie State Achievement Test was designed…

DHS Junior So Not Getting Into College

DEERFIELD, IL— Rachael Miller, a Deerfield junior, studied her butt off for…

Students Develop Fear of Bubbles in Wake of Standardized Testing

By: Jeffery Hoodman A disturbing trend has surfaced in Deerfield High School…

Teacher Can’t Decide If It’s a Test, Quiz, or Quest: Chaos Ensues

Cocky Right Hand Student Swears He Can Get a 33… Lefty

Mathlete Tests Positive For Ritalin

By Harry Weilenthan DEERFIELD, IL-Mathlete star Oscar von de Saamp has been…

Local Student Remembers How He Almost Failed a Recorder Test

DEERFIELD- Tony Bafstander, 16 year old, Deerfield resident, reflects on his rough…