Local Man ‘Crippled with Fear’ After String of Increasingly Specific Fortune Cookies

Packard, OH— After eating at the local Panda Express three times a…

Local Man Arrested in Anti-Trust Suit

By Peter Panthroe DEERFIELD—A local man, who most Deerfield residents know simply…

Local Man Almost Runs Marathon

BY WARREN G. ISTHCHAMP It was a beautiful sunny day that evening…

Man Who Also Has Name Chuck Norris Getting Inflated Ego

By Timpani Timmy AKRON, OH—A local plumber’s assistant and devout “lifter” who…

Local Phobiaphobic in Constant State of Fear

By Camper Tiffley DEERFIELD, IL-Just last Tuesday, a local Deerfield man was…