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Homecoming Obituaries

I was 5 years old when I first read Everybody Poops. Little did I know at the time, but I was embarking on a literary journey that has defined a…

The DHS Homecoming Handbook: Do’s and Dont’s

-DO go in an obnoxiously large group. Things are just so much easier to plan when there are 30 kids and 60 adults trying to coordinate the evening. -DON’T tell…

iOS7 Waiting Time Approaching the Limit of Known Numbers

Op-ed: I Dont Have a Destination Man, I Just Go Wherever

These new rules, man, I don’t know what to do about them. There’s just a lot of negative vibes going around right now dude, and I’m getting concerned, so I…

Roll Call: What Do You Think About the New Enterances?

Yeah the new school entrances are awesome, but could they be awesome-er than they already are? The Flipside set out to interview students and teachers about what proposals they would…

New study: Students Suddenly Very Interested in Fruit

Deerfield Football Scientists Discover Theoretical “Endzone”

Model UN passes resolution to invade teeny-tiny Syria

Flipside Report: Deadly “Twerking Virus” Responsible for Early Dismissal

On Tuesday August 27, Deerfield and Highland Park dismissed their students at 1:10 pm. Superintendent George Fornero stated that this early dismissal was caused by “intense heat.” “If temperatures reach…

New Cafeteria Security Camera is Only Taking Selfies

In a tragically odd turn of events this week, administrators have expressed concern that security camera 7 has been doing nothing but taking selfies this entire school year. The security…

A letter from the desk of our Editor-In-Chief: Michael Pattis

Choosing to live in the ventilation system of Deerfield High School was the easiest decision I’ve ever made. Not only is it snug, cozy, and warm, but making a home…

Flipside Special Report: Who Pooped in the Water Suply?

On Tuesday the 13th a message was sent out to the homes of all Deerfieldians from city hall telling all residents that their water was contaminated with fecal coliform. It…

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